Post by dftp on Dec 28, 2016 23:14:46 GMT 8
Jawas are annoying creatures from a desert world. They salvaging trash and sell it. People buy it and now I wrote story about one Jawa.
Warning
Following contest is non-canon and the whole thing is a joke. Don't expect to see something serious.
It's civil war around galaxy. Cool Galactic Empire was challenged by pessimistic rebellion who want their "Republic". After destruction of Death Star many Bothans are looking for some important information to be remembered in history like Rogue One squad and Rebellion continues to fight Galactic Empire, even tho no progress are made.
Meanwhile on Tatooine a ordinary Jawa is trading with another salvaged useless and worthless stuff they salvaging from somewhere where they came from. Can't stand Jawas. Why their faces are black with yellow pupils?
Uh, anyway. Dun dun duuduudundun du du du doo dun dun dun dun dun dun, du du du du du, wewewe.
0 BBY. Tatooine. Some random worthless bazar.
Jawa *speaks on their pointless language*: by my salvaged worthless stuff. I even have salvaged trash droids.
A Stormtrooper who can't properly shoot walks to Jawa and asks question "Do you have droids my boss looking for?"
Jawa *speaks on his language*: I don't. They escaped long ago.
Stormtrooper didn't understand Jawa but thought he don't have droids he's looking for. He shrugs and says "Stupid Jawa...".
Jawa takes that for compliment and says on his language "come back again".
Jawa wore typical Jawa clothing. The clothing is pointless and etc.
Meanwhile Bothans stole some information from Coruscant and arrived to Yavin 4. The information they brought to Mon Mothma was worthless and she sent them away. Bothans were sad, they cried and ran in forest.
Meanwhile on Tatooine Jawa finished his worthless business and walks away when suddenly he encounters two henchmen. They work for some guy. You already guessed who and if Jawa wouldn't pay them then he would be frozen in carbonite.
Jawa owed 100.000 credits. He paid all he earned and walked to his house. House was in horrible condition. It had a big pool and house looked like a palace. It would probably cost 1 billion credits. Jawa's life would continue to be worthless, but one day Jawa forgot to turn furnace off and at night his horrible house burnt down. Jawa blamed Galactic Empire and paid all money to arrive to Yavin 4 and join Rebellion.
He was accepted as a cook. He was taught some military stuff and how to cook. He was cooking steaks and gizka. Rebels appreciated him. One day some guy named Admiral... admiral... admiral Bollan. Bollan and his fleet of 2 Star Destroyers attacked Yavin 4. They began bombarding Rebel Base. Rebel forces were too tired to fight. However Jawa bought them sometime to retreat somewhere else. He jumped in X-Wing and entered fight. 5 minutes later he crashed on Yavin 4 again, but survived. Rebel Base was in ruins, but rebels survived. He later joined them again... the end.
Hope you liked it. Still more better than previous one, right?
Cast
Jawa as Jawa
Bothans as Bothans
Mon Mothma as Mon Mothma
Admiral Bollan as Admiral Bollan
X-Wing as X-Wing
Tatooine as Tatooine
Yavin 4 as Yavin 4
Warning
Following contest is non-canon and the whole thing is a joke. Don't expect to see something serious.
It's civil war around galaxy. Cool Galactic Empire was challenged by pessimistic rebellion who want their "Republic". After destruction of Death Star many Bothans are looking for some important information to be remembered in history like Rogue One squad and Rebellion continues to fight Galactic Empire, even tho no progress are made.
Meanwhile on Tatooine a ordinary Jawa is trading with another salvaged useless and worthless stuff they salvaging from somewhere where they came from. Can't stand Jawas. Why their faces are black with yellow pupils?
Uh, anyway. Dun dun duuduudundun du du du doo dun dun dun dun dun dun, du du du du du, wewewe.
0 BBY. Tatooine. Some random worthless bazar.
Jawa *speaks on their pointless language*: by my salvaged worthless stuff. I even have salvaged trash droids.
A Stormtrooper who can't properly shoot walks to Jawa and asks question "Do you have droids my boss looking for?"
Jawa *speaks on his language*: I don't. They escaped long ago.
Stormtrooper didn't understand Jawa but thought he don't have droids he's looking for. He shrugs and says "Stupid Jawa...".
Jawa takes that for compliment and says on his language "come back again".
Jawa wore typical Jawa clothing. The clothing is pointless and etc.
Meanwhile Bothans stole some information from Coruscant and arrived to Yavin 4. The information they brought to Mon Mothma was worthless and she sent them away. Bothans were sad, they cried and ran in forest.
Meanwhile on Tatooine Jawa finished his worthless business and walks away when suddenly he encounters two henchmen. They work for some guy. You already guessed who and if Jawa wouldn't pay them then he would be frozen in carbonite.
Jawa owed 100.000 credits. He paid all he earned and walked to his house. House was in horrible condition. It had a big pool and house looked like a palace. It would probably cost 1 billion credits. Jawa's life would continue to be worthless, but one day Jawa forgot to turn furnace off and at night his horrible house burnt down. Jawa blamed Galactic Empire and paid all money to arrive to Yavin 4 and join Rebellion.
He was accepted as a cook. He was taught some military stuff and how to cook. He was cooking steaks and gizka. Rebels appreciated him. One day some guy named Admiral... admiral... admiral Bollan. Bollan and his fleet of 2 Star Destroyers attacked Yavin 4. They began bombarding Rebel Base. Rebel forces were too tired to fight. However Jawa bought them sometime to retreat somewhere else. He jumped in X-Wing and entered fight. 5 minutes later he crashed on Yavin 4 again, but survived. Rebel Base was in ruins, but rebels survived. He later joined them again... the end.
Hope you liked it. Still more better than previous one, right?
Cast
Jawa as Jawa
Bothans as Bothans
Mon Mothma as Mon Mothma
Admiral Bollan as Admiral Bollan
X-Wing as X-Wing
Tatooine as Tatooine
Yavin 4 as Yavin 4
The End